Monday, May 11, 2009

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd We're Back!

Yeahhhh...

The party has moved to the LES- 5 weeks with no internet has proved sufficient time for some fucking interesting stories. Since I have little to no recollection of a majority of these stories, I will instead put forth a list of random highlights that plague my mind for months to come. In no particular order, I:

-made friends with a guy dressed in a homemade lizard costume

-payed some guys in beer to move all my shit from St. Marks to LES

-got a piggy back ride through the rocks of Central Park by my roommate- a girl.

-carried a dresser from 97th St. and Amsterdam to Orchard St.

-smoked weed from a Jamaican homeless man outside of a pizza shop

-saw some nipples at a Chinese/Mexican restaurant

-dropped my phone off of a 7 story building

-went to church wearing a fur coat, boots, and no shred of dignity

-learned how to play drums on RockBand

-had a photo shoot on the roof and simultaneously broke a camera

-licked baked beans off of someone's thigh

I think that about covers it. Maybe I've missed some pieces, but I'm sure they'll come back to me eventually. Back for another round, New York. Buck up.